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scottylubemeup:

THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE

A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen

FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals.

so if you ever see “washing feet” in the bible, it, uh. yeah.

(source is my old bible class textbook which i don’t have on me anymore :( )

HOLY SHIT WHAT

I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE ‘FEET’ OF A LADY PROSTITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW.

JESUS CHRIST JESUS.

YOU NASTY.

#WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN JESUS IS THE ONE WHO NEEDS JESUS

THAT HASHTAG I”m—-—

WHAT

GUYS YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

LUKE 7:36-50 BASICALLY DESCRIBES A “SINFUL WOMAN” KISSING AND RUBBING OIL ON HIS “FEET” AND THE APOSTLES TELLING HIM NOT TO LET HER BECAUSE SHE’S A SINNER

I’M NO BIBLE EXPERT BUT THAT SOUNDS TO ME LIKE JESUS GOT A BLOW JOB AND WHEN HIS BUDDIES CALLED HER A WHORE HE SAID “NAH ITS COOL SHE CAN STAY”

WHAT

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makaiwars:

So it’s my little sisters birthday

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